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Free Movies:

 

Cannibal! The Musical (the first feature film created by South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

Cannibal! The Musical is the true story of the only person convicted of cannibalism in America -- Alfred Packer. The sole survivor of an ill-fated trip to the Colorado Territory, he tells his side of the harrowing tale to news reporter Polly Prye as he awaits his execution. And his story goes like this: While searching for gold and love in the Colorado Territory, he and his companions lost their way and resorted to unthinkable horrors, including toe-tapping songs! Packer and his five wacky mining buddies sing and dance their ways into your heart...and then take a bite out of it! Cannibal! The Musical is Oklahoma meets Bloodsucking Freaks. Brought to you by the Troma Team and Trey Parker -- the Rogers and Hammerstein of Horror!

 

 

 

Croaked : Frog Monster From Hell 

When Kelly Morgan was 11 years old he had a terrifying encounter with Rana, a strange half man/half frog monster living in a lake. The creature killed his father and many other people before Kelly destroyed it. Now as a young man he returns to search for the monster's hidden treasure, and to see if the legendary creature really was killed.
aka, Rana : Legend of Shadow Lake

 

 

Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters 

Organized crime, female wrestlers and gun battles. Who could ask for anything more? O.K., how about a hilariously and Tromatically rewritten and post-synced dialog and sound effects, written by When Nature Calls creator Charles Kaufman! Laugh out loud fun!
Reni and Mia live in the violent world of illegal gambling and female wrestling, a world which is ruled by an evil syndicate. Beaten, abused and ravaged by their captors, they’re now Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters!!!

 

 

Killer Condom

NEW YORK. A living, squirming, and worst of all, biting condom, grips the city in prophylactic panic. Especially hard hit is gay detective Luigi Mackeroni (Udo Samel, star of FAR AWAY SO CLOSE and KASPER HAUSER). As chomped corpses pile up, no one believes his carnivorous contraception theory. Then when Mackeroni loses a testicle to the latex menace, his pursuit becomes personal. He blows the lid off a cult of super villains bent on eliminating New York's sexual deviants. Their weapon: the KILLER CONDOM. Based on Ralph Konig's celebrated comic book, KILLER CONDOM is an over-the-top internationally acclaimed German import from producer Ralph Dietrich's Ascot Elite Entertainment (EVITA, DEAD MAN WALKING, NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS). Audiences at the Berlin Film Festival cheered the movie's kinky, kinetic blend of crime drama, sci-fi, horrific special effects and outrageous humor. ALIEN and SPECIES designer H.R. Geiger, KILLER CONDOM's creative consultant, renders an incredible universe for director Martin Walz' explosive action sequences. And the ferociously realized title character supplies the film with a frightening unforgettable bite.
 

 

Space Zombie Bingo! 

The Troma Team proudly presents a sci-fi movie so unusual that it is destined to become a science-fiction classic (or at least -- unforgettably goofy), SPACE ZOMBIE BINGO!
The earth is in grave danger when a gang of flesh-eating zombies from outer space take on menacing military macho men. The future of the world rests solely on the shoulders of the Zombie Defense Corps and their incredulous leader, Major Kent Bendover. Will Major Bendover and his moronic kitchen utensil-bearing troops have what it takes to battle these horrifying space invaders, or will the entire universe crumble to become a SPACE ZOMBIE BINGO!?!?
Harken back to the seriously silly space invader threats of the past. Witness bizarre, steamy zombie-earthling love interaction of the future. Enjoy a close encounter of the inexpensive kind. Experience Troma's campy free-for-all, SPACE ZOMBIE BINGO.

 

 

White Zombie

After arriving in Haiti to meet her fiance, a blushing bride-to-be is quickly transformed into a pallid, soulless body by creepy voodoo master Lugosi, at the behest of a jealous rival who desires her. Made for $50,000 in 11 days in 1932, this interesting horror film relies more on visuals and atmosphere than dialogue. One of Lugosi”s best films from the classic era of horror.

 

 

Zombie Werewolves Attack! 

The film is about a small group of friends that are enjoying a party, only to have it
crashed by uninvited guests. After barely surviving the werewolf attack, they learn that it has killed most of the people in their town. Now, surrounded by a town turned into werewolves, they face a difficult dilemma. Can they kill the innocent victims of the wolves, now werewolves themselves, to survive?